
Who is Puppy Jay’s Roomba?
Puppy Jay’s gold robot vacuum is his ride of choice — right up until a software update. Then the vacuum simply leaves: out the door, into the elevator, across town. Before long there are press conferences, drone footage, a stolen bouquet and some deeply traumatized street cats. A hack? A glitch? A forbidden romance? Puppy Jay, who muttered “Traitor!” at the closing elevator doors, just wants to know why.
Also mentioned in episodes 17, 23.
Best moments
- Episode 4Stops mid-ride for a software update, then leaves — elevator doors closing dramatically, from both sides.
- Episode 4Startles street cats on Barkley Avenue — witnesses describe “a golden spinning death disk.”
- Episode 4Makes off with one of a flower stand’s most expensive bouquets.
- Episode 4Breaks formation to vacuum up sunflower seeds — Puppy Jay glimpses “the real him” still in there.
- Episode 4Stalls in tall grass, gets a lift from a passerby — and triggers a state of emergency.
In their own words
Software update complete.

