
Who is Billy Hardshark?
Billy Hardshark is the “hard-working, hard-headed” reigning champ of Jawpardy!, and plays like it: simple, fast, no nonsense. Billy talks like a builder — a burger stand for a crab in the Gulf of Mexico back in ’99, a toolbox carried through rip currents — and thinks like one: plants are furniture, odd outfits mean someone’s sneaking onto a construction site, and physics gets done on an abacus.
Best moments
- Episode 15Solves a Gulf of Mexico physics question on an abacus, drawing on a ’99 crab burger-stand job.
- Episode 15Identifies Puppy Jay’s outfit in Bark Grylls’ photo as “a work outfit!” for a shark construction site.
- Episode 15Explains human clothing: “To tell each other apart. I mean — they all have the same faces.”
- Episode 15Hearing humans get one set of teeth: “One set? I’d be scared to bite anything.”
- Episode 15Asked about the internet’s most popular pets: “I dunno… I only watch Puppy Jay online.”
In their own words
Let’s keep it simple. Buzz. Answer. Win.
Plants? That’s not food — that’s furniture.
