Billy Hardshark

Hard-working Jawpardy! reigning champ

1 episodeFirst seen: Episode 15
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Billy Hardshark

Who is Billy Hardshark?

Billy Hardshark is the “hard-working, hard-headed” reigning champ of Jawpardy!, and plays like it: simple, fast, no nonsense. Billy talks like a builder — a burger stand for a crab in the Gulf of Mexico back in ’99, a toolbox carried through rip currents — and thinks like one: plants are furniture, odd outfits mean someone’s sneaking onto a construction site, and physics gets done on an abacus.

Best moments

  1. Episode 15Solves a Gulf of Mexico physics question on an abacus, drawing on a ’99 crab burger-stand job.
  2. Episode 15Identifies Puppy Jay’s outfit in Bark Grylls’ photo as “a work outfit!” for a shark construction site.
  3. Episode 15Explains human clothing: “To tell each other apart. I mean — they all have the same faces.”
  4. Episode 15Hearing humans get one set of teeth: “One set? I’d be scared to bite anything.”
  5. Episode 15Asked about the internet’s most popular pets: “I dunno… I only watch Puppy Jay online.”

In their own words

Let’s keep it simple. Buzz. Answer. Win.
Billy Hardshark · Episode 15
Plants? That’s not food — that’s furniture.
Billy Hardshark · Episode 15

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