Who is Dr. Doctorina?
Dr. Doctorina is the doctor Puppy Jay turns to when things get medical. Brisk and clinical, she takes a full history in Latin before giving the verdict in plain words: his sudden deafness is “Obstructio meatus acustici externi” — he forgot to take out his earplugs. That’ll be $400, because his insurance covers everything “except stupidity” (ep 16). When Mommy catches a cold and the specialist PAW-GPT recommends turns out to be a funeral home, she makes a house call with a comically long syringe, prescribes a week of rest and mentions that the hospital is already full of patients who asked the chatbot first (ep 19).
Best moments
- Episode 16Takes Puppy Jay’s history in Latin, studies the X-ray — “Fascinating!” — and diagnoses his deafness: he forgot to take out his earplugs.
- Episode 16Bills him $400: his insurance covers everything “except stupidity.”
- Episode 19Makes a house call for Mommy’s cold with a comically long syringe: one vitamin shot, a week of rest.
- Episode 19Approves of being called instead of PAW-GPT: the hospital is already full of patients with complications from that.
In their own words
In simple terms: You forgot to take out your earplugs.
And this, Puppy Jay… is officially… stupidity.
Alright, where’s my patient?
