Who is Salty MacShark?
MacShark — full name Salty MacShark — is a three-time Jawpardy! champion, a “culinary purist and critic of questionable toppings.” Dry, refined and supremely sure of himself, he sweeps the Treats category, files vegetarians under “grass sharks” and treats pineapple on pizza as a crime against culture. Math and human emotions are less his element: he’s certain 2 + 2 × 2 is eight, and suspects a crying human is just cutting onions.
Best moments
- Episode 15Sweeps Treats four in a row, capped by naming pineapple pizza “the most disgusting one.”
- Episode 15Defines vegetarians as people who only eat plants — “So basically… grass sharks.”
- Episode 15Guesses that a crying human is “probably cutting onions.”
- Episode 15Picks dogs as humanity’s first companions — the only ones desperate enough to live with pineapple-pizza people.
- Episode 15Reacts to humans getting one set of teeth for life: “No replacements? That’s… unacceptable.”
In their own words
I hope the questions are not… undercooked.
Finally, some culture around here.
