Who is Woofisto?
Woofisto — also known as Beelzebark — is the self-proclaimed Lord of the Underworld, and he has been watching Puppy Jay since Episode One. He makes his entrances in smoke and a strange glow, cites the rulebook on soul confiscation, and offers deals with no strings attached — just the host’s tiny little soul. Easily offended, he cannot bear that his would-be victim keeps forgetting his name, and, unlike some, he takes his vacations seriously. In the Season One finale he finally gets his signature: Puppy Jay’s soul, due in six months.
Best moments
- Episode 13Debuts in Episode 13 citing “Section 6, paragraph 13”: six broken superstitions mean soul confiscation.
- Episode 13Is crushed that Puppy Jay has never heard of him — not even by his other name, Beelzebark.
- Episode 18Glows into view above a balloon-borne Puppy Jay, offering a safe landing in exchange for his soul.
- Episode 18Fumes at being called “Wufflepufristo” — a mockery even his hellhound Cerberus wouldn’t dare.
- Episode 20Takes Vicky Licky’s call at a luxury spa, cucumber slices on his eyes, insisting he’s on vacation.
- Episode 22Ambushes Puppy Jay outside the bank with a soul-for-money deal and gets called “Pupisto.” After the credits it turns out he is the one paying Ivan Sharikov.
- Episode 23Finally hears Puppy Jay say his name right, and brings Vicky Licky back in exchange for his soul — due in six months, the minimum the rules allow.
In their own words
WELL, WELL, WELL! Look who’s finally gone too far!
My name… is WOOFISTO! Lord of the Underworld!
And unlike you, Vicky Licky, I actually take breaks from work!
Six months, Puppy Jay. Tick-tock.
