Who is Pawstradamus?
Pawstradamus is a professor of pawstrology, banned from all science forums for spreading the truth, who reads Puppy Jay’s fate in cards, coffee grounds, horoscopes and expired hot dogs. A top-of-his-class graduate of the School of Celestial and Arcane Miracles — SCAM, for short — he offers prophecies, protective charms, campaign strategy and exorcisms, with an invoice never far behind. Vicky Licky calls him a con artist; Puppy Jay keeps calling him anyway.
Best moments
- Episode 4Declares Puppy Jay’s runaway vacuum possessed; the exorcism needs rosemary, a photo and 37.50 euros in crypto.
- Episode 8Reveals he graduated top of his class from the School of Celestial and Arcane Miracles — SCAM.
- Episode 13The only expert brave enough for Episode 13, shielded by a red thread and Puppy Jay merch.
- Episode 17Coaches candidate Puppy Jay in an ancient persuasion technique: Loud. Irresistible. Empty. LIE, for short.
- Episode 18Now a “certified Level 7 Mage”, consults his Crystal Orb on Puppy Jay’s flight and Vicky’s love life.
- Episode 20Takes the bus to exorcise the cursed console in a dog-bowl helmet, then flees an actual ghost.
- Episode 22Reads the constellations for a fee: luck wags its tail in Puppy Jay’s direction, but “even the stars have a credit limit.”
In their own words
The stars whispered your name last night, three times. In three languages. Twice in reverse.
Promise everything. Explain nothing!
Even if you don’t believe in the stars, Miss Licky… they believe in you!
Spend with vision or vanish in discount fog!
